Song to the famous Christmas Song, "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow"

The performance test stats are frightful,
Useability is not delightful,
I expect the bug count to grow,
App is slow! App is slow! App is slow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And this build is really flopping,
My confidence is way down low,
App is slow! App is slow! App is slow!

When the hour glass goes away,
And the screen finally starts to repaint,
There's a timeout error trying to say,
Ready for prod, this thing ain't!

Available memory is slowly dying,
But, my devs, are still denying,
They say it's my box, but I know,
App is slow! App is slow! App is slow!

Last year's Twas the Night Before Prod Release was much better.

2 comments:

  1. Joe said...

    Nice!

    Now, I'm going to be hearing this in my head all day long.

    If I start to laugh out loud during a meeting, I'm blaming you!

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